Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #108 'RIP Lemmy / 2015 Year In Review...Sort of'

Rest In Power to Lemmy. A true legend.  Click the player below to hear the latest edition of the Jay Porks Podcast: 
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Biggest Non Truth of 2015: NatGeo's Heroin Island Special. The biggest piece of contrived bullshit I've ever seen that didn't have a little WWE logo in the corner of the screen. People got problems, no denying. But this special does not a thing to help anyone's problems. It just makes people relate Heroin with Staten Island and that's something that I am not at all okay with. Watch the episode below for yourself.  

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #107 'New Gear, New Me!'

ADELE SAVED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!! Well, not exactly. She forced you to buy her record because it didn't stream. That's cool. I think her music sucks anyway. Take a listen to the new episode of the Jay Porks Podcast by clicking below:

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #106 'Party Like It's My Birthday'

It's my Birthday. Yay. Your gift to me is simple. All you gotta do is click below and give my latest podcast a listen!


The times they are a changing.. Like the Ozone Layer and that time they fixed it. 

........................Allow me to be lame below...................

Vince!!! Segment of the decade!

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #105 'RIP Scott Weiland'

RIP Scott Weiland. 
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Scott Weiland's ex-wife published an open letter for Rolling Stone telling fans not to glorify this tragedy. Click here to read that

When Scott Weiland was on, he was as Matt Sorum puts it: "Rockstar. The real deal."

Then after Stone Temple Pilots, Weiland joined former Guns N' Roses members Slash, Duff McKagan and Matt Sorum to form Velvet Revolver, a band that was way under rated if you ask me.

Rest In Peace Scott. We wish you were here.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #104 'TV Recap - Heroin Island

Above is what you call "Contrived Bullshit"
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Meet Jax. He bags up Heroin for a living. Furthermore, this guy is so smart about breaking the law, that he lets National Geographic film him bagging up his illegal product. 

Here we have Scrub. Another genius who decided to let National Geographic have stock footage of him explaining his wholesale process for selling illegal drugs. 

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Two weeks ago I told you what was going down at Survivor Series. I NAILED it. And that sucks for all of us, because Sheamus is now the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Prediction for TLC: Roman Reigns destroys Sheamus and finally gets to hold title for more that five minutes and fifteen seconds. 

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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #103 'Make Up Sex'


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Guns N Roses Reunion is just a matter of days away. Dotting the eyes and crossing the tees

Yo. Ween are reuniting for two shows in February. Can we get me out there? Like, please? 

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #102 'War on Christmas'

Brand New Podcast! Click below on this thingy that looks like a player and take a listen!

This is in the neighborhood I grew up in, I mentioned this house in the first half of the show. Literally around the block from where I used to live in Brooklyn. 

November sElections is this month's Jay Porks Podcast Official Playlist

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 As oppose to 1998 when the WWE held a 16 man tournament in one night to crown a new champ, Raw and Smackdown will contain qualifying matches and see the finalists meet in one match at Survivor Series. I like the idea of having to win multiple matches in one night, but this company for some reason still obsessed with ratings when they have zero competition in this business. Anyway, Reigns Vs. Ambrose in the final is my guess with Sheamus cashing in after a great moment to ruin things, because well, that's his gimmick.  

18 years ago, Bret Hart, one of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time, brought up in a wrestling family, Stu Hart's dungeon, all that. 18 years ago Bret decided he was bigger than the business that made the Hitman. 

Scott Hall is doing extremely well with the rehabilitation of his life with tons of help from Diamond Dallas Page. When his mind is right, he has one of the greatest wrestling minds of our generation. Here'a two previews from a new "Shoot" interview that runs well over 2 hours. Hey, if anyone wants to get a copy (and burn me a copy and send it to your buddy Porks!) head over to KayfabeCommentaries.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #101 'Sorry Harvey'

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The selfishness of Matt Harvey cost the Mets a chance at bringing the World Series back to KC for at least a game 6. 

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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #100 "Century Mark"

Chris Cornell Stopped By The Beacon Theater for the Acoustic Higher Truth Tour. It was phenomenal. Chris Cornell brought his daughter on stage for Redemption Song. The picture above is taken by me, Jay Porks. It might appear on other sites unaccredited because other websites considered this news, I just thought it was cute. Check out my full post at Concert Confessions by clicking here.

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I'm So Lame:

Hell in a Cell main event was a fucking bloodbath and it was incredible. Way better than any of us expected!

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #97 'Just A Cog In The Hype Machine'

Ryan Adams and Taylor Swift are making each other more relevant by the day. Click below on this thing that appears to be a player to listen to the latest episode of the Jay Porks Experience.
Spin Magazine kept us updated on Ryan Adams covering '1989':
Adjectives used in headline above include "Great" and "Really Special". 


That's right! They spent 49 days hyping up this record to call it a disappointment, but that's indeed not all to this story. Check out the lede into their article panning the effort.

I circled it and pointed some arrows. "Can you remember the last time people make this big a deal out of a covers record-" Umm. Yes Spin Mag I can. I can go back into your archives and read you do it. You created a "media storm" and then got mad because it rained.  Hope you're making good money on those pop up ads on your site, because being a reputable music news source is no longer your line of employment, You are a Hype Machine. Everything that is wrong with online journalism. Spin Magazine is how certain websites like that jip-joint based out of Chicago (that will go unmentioned because they are not worthy) happen. Because of sites like yours. 

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #96 'Down With GOP? Oh Please Kill Me'

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Instead of giving women equal wages as compared to men, Jeb Bush suggests we just throw Margaret Thatcher on the 10 dollar bill. A woman who isn't even from America (Yes, I checked Wikipedia!)

Scientists can now make THC from Yeast. In other news, Bread is now illegal because THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode # 94 'Return Of The Twerkmonster'

This was the first image result when I googled "Miley Cyrus". Take a listen to a brand new episode of the Jay Porks Experience: "Return of The Twerkmonster!" Click this player right under this sentence to hear it!

Someone should define the word "free" to these Boston idiots. Brady Beats The Wrap. 

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I'm supposed to hate this chick? Least she hangs out with dudes who made awesome music at one time. And she gets naked. And she does drugs. She's way better for you than One Direction.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #93 'Coming Straight Out Of A Film'

New Episode! Coming Straight Out Of A Film. Click Below To Listen:

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This is how I found out who Dee Barnes was.

Jon Stewart Saved Summerslam

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #87 'Let Trey Sing?'

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To answer a few emails, here's a few folks talking about Scott Hall and his mind for the business along with some Razor Ramon promos:

Say hello to the bad guy:

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #86 'Career Opportunities'

Above is what they call the Grateful Dead nowadays. Article with pics, video and setlists just by clicking right over here.

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Fried In July, the new playlist above. I 

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #85 'On The Bowery'

Latest Concert Confessions:

Not for nothing, for an idiot with exactly zero skills in the world of anything, I took some pretty slammin' photos at this Meat Puppets/ Soul Asylum Craziness. Concert Confessions is where you get all that. 

Check this out. So the Brooklyn Vegan recognizes fine journalism when they see it happening, and the proof is right above where you can see the first two paragraphs in their review are borrowed from yours truly. Good peeps over there. #WillWorkForConcertTickets

Gibby Fucking Haynes if you need him.
Killin' the photos! 

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I was on Andy's show. We talk Meat Puppets/Soul Asylum shows, the Cris Kirkwood Podcast and more. Give it a listen, because, you know, why not? 

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #84 'Television and Reality'

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Life is better is black and white... and Red. 
Some articles want us to spread the word about how this show misrepresents women's prison. That's over at Huffington Post you can click here for it.
Or you can read a review of a TV show from music website that claims season three is "Underwhelming" by clicking here.

Homer and Marge are going to get separated on this season of the Simpsons. My response: It's a cartoon. 

The ride isn't over! #TheBoysAreBack
Check out this stupid article. Learn how to write headlines please.

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Val Venis says pot "saved his life" and quite frankly that's enough for him to make the podcast this week.