Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #97 'Just A Cog In The Hype Machine'

Ryan Adams and Taylor Swift are making each other more relevant by the day. Click below on this thing that appears to be a player to listen to the latest episode of the Jay Porks Experience.
Spin Magazine kept us updated on Ryan Adams covering '1989':
Adjectives used in headline above include "Great" and "Really Special". 


That's right! They spent 49 days hyping up this record to call it a disappointment, but that's indeed not all to this story. Check out the lede into their article panning the effort.

I circled it and pointed some arrows. "Can you remember the last time people make this big a deal out of a covers record-" Umm. Yes Spin Mag I can. I can go back into your archives and read you do it. You created a "media storm" and then got mad because it rained.  Hope you're making good money on those pop up ads on your site, because being a reputable music news source is no longer your line of employment, You are a Hype Machine. Everything that is wrong with online journalism. Spin Magazine is how certain websites like that jip-joint based out of Chicago (that will go unmentioned because they are not worthy) happen. Because of sites like yours. 

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #96 'Down With GOP? Oh Please Kill Me'

Click below on this thing that looks like a player to hear a Brand New Episode of The Jay Porks Experience courtesy of the Derer Network

Instead of giving women equal wages as compared to men, Jeb Bush suggests we just throw Margaret Thatcher on the 10 dollar bill. A woman who isn't even from America (Yes, I checked Wikipedia!)

Scientists can now make THC from Yeast. In other news, Bread is now illegal because THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode # 94 'Return Of The Twerkmonster'

This was the first image result when I googled "Miley Cyrus". Take a listen to a brand new episode of the Jay Porks Experience: "Return of The Twerkmonster!" Click this player right under this sentence to hear it!

Someone should define the word "free" to these Boston idiots. Brady Beats The Wrap. 

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I'm supposed to hate this chick? Least she hangs out with dudes who made awesome music at one time. And she gets naked. And she does drugs. She's way better for you than One Direction.