Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #108 'RIP Lemmy / 2015 Year In Review...Sort of'

Rest In Power to Lemmy. A true legend.  Click the player below to hear the latest edition of the Jay Porks Podcast: 

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• Lemmy Passes Away At 70 via NY Post
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• Forgotten Headline: Rock N' Roll Hall Of Fame Inductees 2016

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Biggest Non Truth of 2015: NatGeo's Heroin Island Special. The biggest piece of contrived bullshit I've ever seen that didn't have a little WWE logo in the corner of the screen. People got problems, no denying. But this special does not a thing to help anyone's problems. It just makes people relate Heroin with Staten Island and that's something that I am not at all okay with. Watch the episode below for yourself.  

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #107 'New Gear, New Me!'

ADELE SAVED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!! Well, not exactly. She forced you to buy her record because it didn't stream. That's cool. I think her music sucks anyway. Take a listen to the new episode of the Jay Porks Podcast by clicking below:

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• New Nine Inch Nails Music Coming In 2016
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• Watch Stone Temple Pilots Tribute to Scott Weiland

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET THIS WEEK!

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #106 'Party Like It's My Birthday'

It's my Birthday. Yay. Your gift to me is simple. All you gotta do is click below and give my latest podcast a listen!

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RDIO Has been purchase by Pandora

The times they are a changing.. Like the Ozone Layer and that time they fixed it. 

........................Allow me to be lame below...................

Vince!!! Segment of the decade!

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #105 'RIP Scott Weiland'

RIP Scott Weiland. 
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Scott Weiland's ex-wife published an open letter for Rolling Stone telling fans not to glorify this tragedy. Click here to read that

When Scott Weiland was on, he was as Matt Sorum puts it: "Rockstar. The real deal."

Then after Stone Temple Pilots, Weiland joined former Guns N' Roses members Slash, Duff McKagan and Matt Sorum to form Velvet Revolver, a band that was way under rated if you ask me.

Rest In Peace Scott. We wish you were here.

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #104 'TV Recap - Heroin Island

Above is what you call "Contrived Bullshit"

Click right below this line for a new episode of the Jay Porks Podcast!

Meet Jax. He bags up Heroin for a living. Furthermore, this guy is so smart about breaking the law, that he lets National Geographic film him bagging up his illegal product. 

Here we have Scrub. Another genius who decided to let National Geographic have stock footage of him explaining his wholesale process for selling illegal drugs. 

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Two weeks ago I told you what was going down at Survivor Series. I NAILED it. And that sucks for all of us, because Sheamus is now the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Prediction for TLC: Roman Reigns destroys Sheamus and finally gets to hold title for more that five minutes and fifteen seconds. 

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Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #103 'Make Up Sex'

Positive Vibes to all those in Paris suffering from the senseless acts of terrorism performed by the scum of the universe. 

                                                                          

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****Latest Concert Confessions:  King Diamond and Exodus at the Wiltern****

Guns N Roses Reunion is just a matter of days away. Dotting the eyes and crossing the tees

Yo. Ween are reuniting for two shows in February. Can we get me out there? Like, please? 

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• Guns N' Roses Reunion Tour Soon To Be Announced
• Pastor Blames Fans In Paris For Attending "Death Metal" Concert (The Eagles Of Death Metal don't play Death Metal)

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #102 'War on Christmas'

Brand New Podcast! Click below on this thingy that looks like a player and take a listen!

  The WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEGUN!!!

This is in the neighborhood I grew up in, I mentioned this house in the first half of the show. Literally around the block from where I used to live in Brooklyn. 

November sElections is this month's Jay Porks Podcast Official Playlist

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• Brand New Antiquiet Session w/ Local H! 
• Chester Bennington Parts Ways With Stone Temple Pilots
• Scott Weiland Interview w/ Alternative Nation
• Noel Gallagher Still Give The Best Interviews EVER
• Fun Fun Fun Fest Rages On in Austin

Next time we'll see Seth Rollins is in 6 to 9 months. Get well soon.

 As oppose to 1998 when the WWE held a 16 man tournament in one night to crown a new champ, Raw and Smackdown will contain qualifying matches and see the finalists meet in one match at Survivor Series. I like the idea of having to win multiple matches in one night, but this company for some reason still obsessed with ratings when they have zero competition in this business. Anyway, Reigns Vs. Ambrose in the final is my guess with Sheamus cashing in after a great moment to ruin things, because well, that's his gimmick.  

18 years ago, Bret Hart, one of the greatest technical wrestlers of all time, brought up in a wrestling family, Stu Hart's dungeon, all that. 18 years ago Bret decided he was bigger than the business that made the Hitman. 

Scott Hall is doing extremely well with the rehabilitation of his life with tons of help from Diamond Dallas Page. When his mind is right, he has one of the greatest wrestling minds of our generation. Here'a two previews from a new "Shoot" interview that runs well over 2 hours. Hey, if anyone wants to get a copy (and burn me a copy and send it to your buddy Porks!) head over to KayfabeCommentaries.

Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #101 'Sorry Harvey'

Click the thing below that looks like a media player to begin enjoying episode 101 of the Jay Porks Podcast.

Latest Concert Confessions:

• Knotfest Day 1 San Bernardino
• Chris Cornell Beacon Theater

The selfishness of Matt Harvey cost the Mets a chance at bringing the World Series back to KC for at least a game 6. 

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Show Notes: Jay Porks Podcast Episode #100 "Century Mark"

Chris Cornell Stopped By The Beacon Theater for the Acoustic Higher Truth Tour. It was phenomenal. Chris Cornell brought his daughter on stage for Redemption Song. The picture above is taken by me, Jay Porks. It might appear on other sites unaccredited because other websites considered this news, I just thought it was cute. Check out my full post at Concert Confessions by clicking here.

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• William DuVall Wants To Feel The Bern
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• Fun Fun Fun Fest Is Gonna Be Fun Fun Fun
• New Sketch From Bob & David (Not Mr. Show)

I'm So Lame:

Hell in a Cell main event was a fucking bloodbath and it was incredible. Way better than any of us expected!

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #97 'Just A Cog In The Hype Machine'

Ryan Adams and Taylor Swift are making each other more relevant by the day. Click below on this thing that appears to be a player to listen to the latest episode of the Jay Porks Experience.

Spin Magazine kept us updated on Ryan Adams covering '1989':

• Update 1 August 6th
• Update 2 August 13th 
• Update 3 August 18th
• Update 4 August 20th
• Update 5 September 21st
• Update 6 September 23rd

Adjectives used in headline above include "Great" and "Really Special". 

AND THEN THE PLANS WERE CHANGED:

That's right! They spent 49 days hyping up this record to call it a disappointment, but that's indeed not all to this story. Check out the lede into their article panning the effort.

I circled it and pointed some arrows. "Can you remember the last time people make this big a deal out of a covers record-" Umm. Yes Spin Mag I can. I can go back into your archives and read you do it. You created a "media storm" and then got mad because it rained.  Hope you're making good money on those pop up ads on your site, because being a reputable music news source is no longer your line of employment, You are a Hype Machine. Everything that is wrong with online journalism. Spin Magazine is how certain websites like that jip-joint based out of Chicago (that will go unmentioned because they are not worthy) happen. Because of sites like yours. 

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• RATM Bassist Apologizes for Influencing Limp Bizkit via Loudwire

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #96 'Down With GOP? Oh Please Kill Me'

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Instead of giving women equal wages as compared to men, Jeb Bush suggests we just throw Margaret Thatcher on the 10 dollar bill. A woman who isn't even from America (Yes, I checked Wikipedia!)

Scientists can now make THC from Yeast. In other news, Bread is now illegal because THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

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• First Listen: Kurt Vile's New Record: 'b'lieve I'm goin down...'
• Listen To Ryan Adams Cover Taylor Swift's 1989 in it's entirety
• Foo Fighters Given The Axe At The Emmys
• New Music From Dead Weather 'Cop And Go'

Sting's Career is quite possibly over. 

The tables just LITERALLY turned with that one! @WWERollins @Sting #WWENOC #WWEWHC pic.twitter.com/L1jfHLlEe5

— WWE (@WWE) September 21, 2015

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #95 'Winter Is Coming (FML)

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Seriously FUCK Winter. Fuck cold weather. Fuck Snow. Fuck it. All of it. Mandatory has a good booklet of images that would agree with me. Click here.

What's Beef?!? Beef is when.. well, when you ask one dude a question and the other dude tweets about it and you make up later. 

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• Hear A New Track From Puscifer
• Night 1 of 'Neil Fest' Happened At Bowery Ballroom. Here's The Recap
• Lead Singer Of Devo Had An Odd Wedding To say The Least
• Pitchfork Has A Timeline of the Pat Carney/Jack White Beef (because they're better than the rest of us)

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Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode # 94 'Return Of The Twerkmonster'

This was the first image result when I googled "Miley Cyrus". Take a listen to a brand new episode of the Jay Porks Experience: "Return of The Twerkmonster!" Click this player right under this sentence to hear it!

Someone should define the word "free" to these Boston idiots. Brady Beats The Wrap. 

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• Black Sabbath Final Tour Dates Announced
• Keith Richards Hates Rap.
• The Press Hates Miley Cyrus and Her Music 
• America with President Kayne West Is A Better America Than With President Donald Trump
• New Antiquiet Session: Blackalicious

I'm supposed to hate this chick? Least she hangs out with dudes who made awesome music at one time. And she gets naked. And she does drugs. She's way better for you than One Direction.

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #93 'Coming Straight Out Of A Film'

New Episode! Coming Straight Out Of A Film. Click Below To Listen:

Village Voice: 'Nine Truths Cut From Straight Outta Compton

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Dinosaur Jr To Play 30th Anniversary Shows

Hear A Dance Remix Of Stupid Things Donald Trump Said

This is how I found out who Dee Barnes was.


Jon Stewart Saved Summerslam

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #92 'Politically Incorrect'

Bob Backlund is running for President! 

Click below to listen to a Brand New Episode of the Jay Porks Experience!

Tinder, the dating website, goes on honest and accurate rant, then fire their Social Media Person. Here's why.  

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• New Music From Chris Cornell
• Kurt Cobain Solo Record(?) Due Out This November
• New Dead Weather Song Because Fuck Tidal
• Ryan Adams Is Covering '1989' in it's entirety because why the fuck not
• UME Has A New Video And It's Awesome

Jeff Mizanskey is getting out of prison! 

For those who wanted to go skiing here's the Joe Rogan bit I mentioned in the first half. 

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #90 'Cool Kids Never Have The Time'

New Way to Listen! Just Click Below! Archive.Org FTW!

Smashing Pumpkins & Marilyn Manson bring in End Times Tour to Dirty Jerzey.

That odd time that SPIN Magazine used my video without writing the words "Video by Jay Porks"

If you're a guy who dates Ronda Rousey and you no longer want to date her do you tell her that and spend the rest of your life having your face reconstructed, or do you just go with it?

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• Dr. Dre Has "Scratched" Detox, Readies 'Compton: The Soundtrack'
• Recap of Inaugural Wayhome Festival in Toronto 
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Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #89 'Do You Have Any Specials?'

Because full price would just be so damn wrong.

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• Wilco Dropped a New (Free) Record, Announce Tour via Diffuser
• Phil Rudd Is Back In Jail.. Again. via Rolling Stone
• Gorillaz To Begin Work On A New Record via LessThan3
• Pixies Drummer David Lovering Sitting In On Late Night This Week via Cristina Rocks
• New Music From Slaughterhouse 'R.N.S.' via Rolling Stone
• New Music From Lamb Of God via Rolling Stone

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience #88 'Worth Way More Than Fity Cent'

Daily Reading: Concert Confessions | ...hang the dj | Derer Network HQ | Antiquiet 

Fity Cent Has Filed Chapter 11. It doesn't at all mean he will be broke anytime ever. 

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• 50 Cent Is Not Poor And Will Never Be Poor
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• Duff Beer Coming To Real Life
• President Obama Commutes 46 Sentences
• Stream New Music From Public Image Limited
• New Clutch Record Gets A Release Date And An Album Cover
• Texas is WAY Closer to legalizing  Recreational Marijuana Than New York is. 

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #87 'Let Trey Sing?'

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• Man, Dave Grohl, We Get It via Gawker
• The Grateful Dead Were Tech Savvy Before It Was Cool via Wired
• Bob Weir Wears Let Trey Sing Tee Shirt via JamBase
• Album Review: Refused 'Freedom'
• Album Review: Sorority Noise 'Joy, Departed'
• Album Stream: Veruca Salt 'Ghost Notes' via ...hang the dj
• Dead Weather Ready New Record, Promise Not To Tour via FuckFork

To answer a few emails, here's a few folks talking about Scott Hall and his mind for the business along with some Razor Ramon promos:

Say hello to the bad guy:

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #86 'Career Opportunities'

Daily Reading: Concert Confessions | ...hang the dj | Derer Network HQ | Antiquiet 

Above is what they call the Grateful Dead nowadays. Article with pics, video and setlists just by clicking right over here.

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• Album Review: Faith No More Return w/  'Sol-Invictus'
• Johnny Marr New Single + B Side via Cristina Rocks
• More New Music From Veruca Salt via Cristina Rocks

Fried In July, the new playlist above. I 

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #85 'On The Bowery'

Latest Concert Confessions:

• Meat Puppets/Soul Asylum Bowery Ballroom 6/22/15
• The Rolling Stones Bring The Zip Code Tour To Orlando
• Rob Zombie Two Nights In The Midwest 
• Tame Impala In St. Louis At The Pageant 

Not for nothing, for an idiot with exactly zero skills in the world of anything, I took some pretty slammin' photos at this Meat Puppets/ Soul Asylum Craziness. Concert Confessions is where you get all that. 

Check this out. So the Brooklyn Vegan recognizes fine journalism when they see it happening, and the proof is right above where you can see the first two paragraphs in their review are borrowed from yours truly. Good peeps over there. #WillWorkForConcertTickets

Gibby Fucking Haynes if you need him.

Killin' the photos! 

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Toadies Releasing New Stuff.. Kinda.. Well Yeah.

Stream The New Refused Record 'Freedom' Now
Tears For Fears Played Tulsa 

I was on Andy's show. We talk Meat Puppets/Soul Asylum shows, the Cris Kirkwood Podcast and more. Give it a listen, because, you know, why not? 

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #84 'Television and Reality'

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Latest Concert Confessions:

• The Rolling Stones in Orlando.
• Rob Zombie Hits The Midwest
• Tame Impala In St. Louis

Life is better is black and white... and Red. 

Some articles want us to spread the word about how this show misrepresents women's prison. That's over at Huffington Post you can click here for it.

Or you can read a review of a TV show from music website that claims season three is "Underwhelming" by clicking here.

Homer and Marge are going to get separated on this season of the Simpsons. My response: It's a cartoon. 

The ride isn't over! #TheBoysAreBack

Check out this stupid article. Learn how to write headlines please.

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New Music From Beck

New Refused Track 'Dawkins Christ' 

Introducing: Asian She Debut LP Milk The Fire

Ginger Baker Firing SHOTS at Zeppelin

HELLO LADIES! 

Val Venis says pot "saved his life" and quite frankly that's enough for him to make the podcast this week. 

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