Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #69 'Text Your Mom'

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Remember to call your mom or Vern Schillinger is gonna come bang you in the ass. 

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• Album Review: Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor 
• Pixies Going On Tour This May
• New Music: Dorothy Wicked Ones
• New Music : Mojave Lords 'Unfuckwithable'
• New Music:  A Place To Bury Strangers 'We've Come So Far' via ...hang the dj
• New Music: The Darkness Premiere New Track, New Album Out June 1st via HenneMusic
• Who Is On TV This Week?

Warren G is actually touring! 

These are Phuncky Feel Tips I was talking about on the show today. Tweet at @B_REAL and tell dude I'd love to be in the Phuncky Feel Tips family. Things have changed my life. 

This week in Weed:

Thursday is the deadline for D.C. to put a halt on legal weed

As of Tuesday, Alaska became the 3rd state to legalize weed for recreational purposes

Studies show Weed is less deadly than Alcohol.. 114 times less deadly! 

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #68 'As Dope As Dope Can Be'

The Crew: Concert Confessions || ...hang the dj || Derer Network || Antiquiet

Jim Miller visits the Dan Patrick Show the morning after #SNL40 and lives to tell about it. He wrote the book, literally. Read about the #SNL40 Afterparty right here.

THIS IS THE DOPEST TRAILER TO EVER HAPPEN IN LIFE.

I smoke cigarettes and I think John Oliver is a genius. #JeffWeCan

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• Stone Temple Pilots w/ Chester Bennington Announce Tour
• New Modest Mouse Song via Brooklyn Vegan
• Kid Rock Hitting The Road With $20 Gigs via Detroit Free Press
• Van Morrison Is Doing Duets.. because it's 1962 again. via Stereogum
• Weird Al Yankovic Does Woody Guthrie on Late Late Show
• Jack White Wrote You A Letter because he's not a Diva 

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #67 'Exit Only'

Daily Reading: Concert Confessions || ...hang the dj || Derer Network || Antiquiet

Latest Confessions: Powerman 5000 in Des Moines 

Peep who he tried Beck and Taylor Swift. Real tough guy. If only I could've been Beck for one night. Kanye would be rapping thru the wire
— Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) February 11, 2015

• Brandon Browner is awesome! 
• Brian Williams Lied.
• Brian Williams and Jon Stewart Should Switch Jobs

 But his daughter is on premium cable getting her ass eaten out. Me personally, I do not understand the obsession with an exit only facility.

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• The Replacements Hitting The Road
• AC/DC Also Hitting The Road This Year
• The Imagine Dragons Corporation is also hitting the road.
• Check Out Courtney Love, who was On Letterman Tuesday Night
• Sasquatch 2015 Lineup Announced 

Better Call Saul has finally happened. And it was wonderful.

Here's one of my favorite sketches from Mr. Show With Bob And David.

• Click here to view to impact Cannabus consumption has on car accidents. Spoiler alert: It doesn't have any.
• Also, Colorado has to give some tax money back because they made too much on pot. Read here.
• Vermont Policy Makers on their way to Colorado to study legal marijuana 

Here's the Jay Porks Experience February Playlist. Songs I'm jamming on for no apparent reason. That first track I only meant to add once but it doesn't let you delete a song once you've added it oddly enough. 

Anyway, shoot me an email JayPorksPodcast@Gmail.com , Get into the Podcast. Ask me anything, make any comment. Suggestions. Rants. Whatever. Join me on the path to insanity!

Show Notes: Jay Porks Experience Episode #66 'Directions To The Helmet Store'

The Crew: Concert Confessions || ...hang the dj || Derer Network || Antiquiet 

Binge Watching your favorite shows can cause you to be depressed and lonely. 

This just in, things that also cause depression: LIFE. 

Jeff Mizanskey has been in jail 21 years and will spend the rest of his life there because he got caught with a plant three times. Read more here.

Biggest "WTF" moment of my life when I looked up at the TV and saw dancing shark emoticons come to life. Sadly, there was no wardrobe malfunction. 

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New Local H Record 'Hey Killer' on the way via Loudwire

Video: Sonic Evolution w/ Seattle Symphony (Mad Season Reunion) via CristinaRocks

Eulogy For Blink 182

New Modest Mouse Song 'The Best Room' via Rolling Stone

After we finished taping the Sasquatch lineup got announced. We'll delve into that. I've got all the major festival posters in the 'Hate The Drake' show notes here.